From Connections: The time is right for a COG museum
The writer is a college student who works part time designing and creating logos for backpacks.
By Trey Cartwright
BIG SANDY, Texas--I hope you all had a wonderful Feast of Tabernacles in your respective congregations. I had a pretty good one myself. I kicked it right off with a gift from a fan. (I have one apparently.)
The first day of services the festival coordinator, Jeff Booth, walks up to the podium with a little wrapped package with a bow on it and says the immortal words, "Would Trey Cartwright please come up here."
After humbly making my way to the front of the auditorium in the Sumner Suites Hotel in San Antonio, I calmly accepted the package.
Hmmm, I thought. I hope it's something edible, I forgot to eat breakfast.
It wasn't any kind of food; it was something even better. I was presented with my very own blue-and-white, plaid, fuzzy blanket. Wow! I was pretty near speechless.
What makes all this rather creepy is an incident that had happened a few days before the Feast of Tabernacles, on the Feast of Trumpets. I went to a Rosh Hashanah celebration at some friends' house with no inkling of the events that would unfold that very night. I was presented, at said party, with a pair of vintage Green Feast of Tabernacles Bumper Stickers. They even came with the original paperwork: documentation that told of how The Work would curl up and die a slow and horrible death if you happened to park in a Red Sticker spot.
Are these two isolated events actually part of a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy?
For those of you who don't remember, I wrote a rather off-the-beaten-path article two issues ago in which I mentioned both the bumper stickers and the venerable fuzzy blanket. Yeah, I think there must be a conspiracy at work here.
The blanket and Feast-sticker incidents got me to thinking: If I can just subtly mention an object in an article and people fall all over themselves to give it to me, what would happen if I just blatantly came right out and asked for stuff? I could probably start a small museum.
So without further ado I present Trey Cartwright's Treasure Hunt for Famous, and Sometimes Infamous, Church Stuff. It is sponsored by The Journal: News of the Churches of God.
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Here's what the museum needs to get off to a worthy start:
Well, there's my list. Feel free to make your own lists and send them to The Journal's HQ along with your subscription request. If you're good we might print them.
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